Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Useless World Records

I'll start by saying I disagree with the tone the newspaper took in reporting the ''story'':
A WOMAN who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world is now 30,000 calories closer to her 453.5kg (1000lb) goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of people.
First off, there are no reports of New Jersey supermarkets lacking food from this meal, nor are there any about Jersey stores shipping unsold food to needy children in either Newark or Africa.

She did not steal food from anyone. She just ate like a fucking pig. Actually, she ate a fucking pig - through two hams:
The single mother-of-two, from New Jersey in the US, tucked into two 11kg (25lb) turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 6.8kg (15lbs) of potatoes - 4.5kg (10lbs) roast, 2.3kg (5lbs) mashed, five loaves of bread, 2.3kg of herb stuffing, three litres of gravy, three litres of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 9kg (20lbs) of vegetables.
The vegetables, I think, is over-doing it. Myself, for Christmas, I had two steaks with potatoes and two slices of bread, but opted out of my grandma's Brussels sprouts - it's all about balance. Either you're having a balanced meal, or you're having a meat infusion. You can't have it both ways.

Why did she do this? Her aim is to weigh 1000 pounds and become the heaviest woman on the planet; she's already the heaviest woman ever to give birth. Not satisfied with one Guinness record, the greedy bitch wants a second one.

That's the problem with kids these days, they don't know where to set their limits.

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